Make Your Editor Cry: Creeped, Crept, and, um, Crap

(Things That) Make Your Editor Cry: Creeped, Crept, and, um, Crap
In one of my articles, I pointed out that creeped can be the past tense of creep and I received some private correspondence debating this notion which led me to believe I ought to speak up publicly in case anyone else wondered about this seemingly questionable word choice.
So, normally, when you look up a conjugation for the verb creep you end up with something like this.
Present | Preterite | Present continuous | ||
I creep | I crept | I am creeping | ||
Present perfect | Future | Future perfect | ||
I have crept | I will creep | I will have crept | ||
Past continuous | Past perfect | Future continuous | ||
I was creeping | I had crept | I will be creeping |
But really, all things being equal, honestly speaking here, since it “can be” either word then the full conjugation of creep ought to look something like this:
Present | Preterite | Present continuous | ||
I creep | I creeped/crept | I am creeping | ||
you creep | you creeped/crept | you are creeping | ||
he/she/it creeps | he/she/it creeped/crept | he/she/it is creeping | ||
we creep | we creeped/crept | we are creeping | ||
you creep | you creeped/crept | you are creeping | ||
they creep | they creeped/crept | they are creeping | ||
Present perfect | Future | Future perfect | ||
I have creeped/crept | I will creep | I will have creeped/crept | ||
you have creeped/crept | you will creep | you will have creeped/crept | ||
>he/she/it has creeped/crept | he/she/it will creep | he/she/it will have creeped/crept | ||
we have creeped/crept | we will creep | we will have creeped/crept | ||
you have creeped/crept | you will creep | you will have creeped/crept | ||
they have creeped/crept | they will creep | they will have creeped/crept | ||
Past continuous | Past perfect | Future continuous | ||
I was creeping | I had creeped/crept | I will be creeping | ||
you were creeping | you had creeped/crept | you will be creeping | ||
he/she/it was creeping | he/she/it had creeped/crept | he/she/it will be creeping | ||
we were creeping | we had creeped/crept | we will be creeping | ||
you were creeping | you had creeped/crept | you will be creeping | ||
they were creeping | they had creeped/crept | they will be creeping |
According to Webster, the past tense of creep has been from time to time, and I quote, “creeped, crep, crop, crope, crup, and even, um, crap.” For whatever reason, they left the apparently popular choice crept out of that list. Also according to Webster, (emphasis mine) “The past tense of creep meaning “to move slowly” can be crept or creeped, with creeped being the less popular word. However, in the context of “creep out” referring to the sensation of creepy things, the past tense is always creeped out.”
Read it for yourself: https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/whats-the-past-tense-of-creep
So here is my take.
1. Webster says “creeped” is A-okay and [quote] can be [end quote] used just as easily as crept, it just apparently lost the popularity contest at some point. Okay. I don’t mind making an unpopular choice. Heck. I’m a Christian. I’m pretty familiar with my choices being characterized as “unpopular.” From what I can tell, the “popular” choices are wrong more often than not.
2. Webster says the past tense of creep has been “creeped, crep, crop, crope, crup, and even, um, crap.” Okay. Well crap. News to me. But creeped, that I knew.
3. Webster says the past tense use of “creeped” is [quote] always [end quote] used in the case of creepy things. Always. Huh. Always. Funny word that. Always. so what you’re saying is creeped is ALWAYS used. Even though it’s supposedly less popular. Okay. Fair enough. i don’t want my word choice to leave anyone feeling crept out or anything so I will ALWAYS use creeped in that case.
4. In the article, Webster also confesses [quote] But since the 1970s, creeped has been showing impressive gains in published, edited text, and we’re finding increasing evidence of it where formerly only crept could readily be found [end quote]. Oh. So, only for about the last fifty years or so, then? Yeah. Half a century. Not a long time, or anything. Okay. Well, I can certainly get on board with the whole unpopular theory then. Got it.
5. Webster aside, the fact is that the conjugations of similar verbs like leap, learn, and kneel in US English are spelled leaped and learned and kneeled and they are not spelled like the British English variants leapt and learnt and knelt. Okay. So it seems more consistent with US English to spell the conjugation of creep as creeped instead of crept in that case. Doesn’t it?
Conclusion: Creeped it is.
You are free to dissent as you like. I hope we have all learnt something and haven’t leapt to any incorrect conclusions.

Gregg Bridgeman is the Editor-in-Chief at Olivia Kimbrell Press. He is husband to best-selling Christian author Hallee Bridgeman and parent to three. He continues to proudly serve in the US Armed Forces and has done so in either an active or reserve capacity for more than twenty years as an airborne and air assault qualified paratrooper, earning a Bronze Star for his service. Most importantly, he was ordained in October of 2001 after surrendering his life to Christ decades earlier.